The U.S. heading towards confrontation with...Miley Cyrus?

Category:  BloggERy
Wednesday, August 28th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
The U.S. heading towards confrontation with...Miley Cyrus? by Jay Stevens
Miley Cyrus

So, as I was listening to NPR's drumbeat for bombing Syria yesterday morning, I was reminded of the media “coverage” of the invasion of Iraq. You know what I mean: lots of talking heads analyzing the situation (invariably advocating for action), little actual informing or reporting.

There wasn't much information about, you know, what a mess Syria is. Or what bombing the country might mean. U.S. Syrian policy isn't helping; apparently, we're arming and training rebels who were the same folks we fought against in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Whatever. George Packer does this better than I do:

So you want us to get involved in their civil war.

I’m not saying that.

But that’s what we’ll be doing. Intervening on the rebel side, tipping the balance in their favor.

Not necessarily. We’ll be drawing a line that says dictators don’t get to use W.M.D.s without consequences.

You can’t bomb targets on one side of a civil war without helping the other side.

It would be very temporary. We’d send Assad a clear message, and then we’d step back and let them go on fighting. We’re not getting involved any deeper than that, because I know what you’re going to say—

The rebels are a bunch of infighting, disorganized, jihadist thugs, and we can’t trust any of them.

It's a mess.

But then Miley Cyrus twerked, and people went crazy. And there was, of course, ABC News' “scientific explanation” of twerking...

There is, on the other hand, some scientific basis for wagging the dog – things like VMA dance performances do distract from more serious issues like...erm...what was it we were talking about?

The Onion:

Over the years, CNN.com has become a news website that many people turn to for top-notch reporting. Every day it is visited by millions of people, all of whom rely on “The Worldwide Leader in News”—that’s our slogan—for the most crucial, up-to-date information on current events. So, you may ask, why was this morning’s top story, a spot usually given to the most important foreign or domestic news of the day, headlined “Miley Cyrus Did What???” and accompanied by the subhead “Twerks, stuns at VMAs”?
It’s a good question. And the answer is pretty simple. It was an attempt to get you to click on CNN.com so that we could drive up our web traffic, which in turn would allow us to increase our advertising revenue.

Yup.

Erie Reader: Vol. 6, No. 20
Now Available — Pick It Up Today

CURRENT

Shapeshift With Me, relative to the band’s spectacular catalog as a whole, is certainly one of their less powerful studio albums.

Grate every road in downtown Erie all at once.

Some ‘multigrain’ bread has a little more protein than you’d like. 

Don’t just dream it. Be it!

If De Palmas trip down memory lane whets your appetite, come back to the museum for one of his most underrated movies a week later.

IN THIS ISSUE

Shapeshift With Me, relative to the band’s spectacular catalog as a whole, is certainly one of their less powerful studio albums.

Grate every road in downtown Erie all at once.

Some ‘multigrain’ bread has a little more protein than you’d like. 

Don’t just dream it. Be it!

If De Palmas trip down memory lane whets your appetite, come back to the museum for one of his most underrated movies a week later.

Preoccupations is a noble effort of post-punk revival.

Eric Brewer: musician

Taking a cue from autumn.

Marbin will be bending all sorts of sound barriers in the fantastic voyage at Basement Transmissions.

Fall Fest has become much more than just an exploding pumpkin of a good time.